teenagerposts:

Face swap done right

teenagerposts:

Me in class taking a picture of the board that I know I will never look at again

hotboyproblems:

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

(Source: hotboyproblems)

smolstiel:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

aro-ace-fangirl:

pwapboi:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine

well this would have been useful last night

See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on

what a top notch addition to an already excellent post

are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night

fen7685:

dreaming-of-tokyo:

blackgirlart:

seymonecristina:

jacobmick:

haiku-robot:

someoneintheshadow446:

mrsolodolo24:

drayaintshit:

galvan-in-portland:

luckytaters:

skuubasally:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her

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^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

My paranoia is too big to ignore this ffs

I just gotta, that women is scary

(Source: illinicoise)

redsatinsheets:

idk if men know this but

if you have to beg a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual. if you make a girl feel bad for not wanting to have sex with you to the point where she says yes, it’s not consensual. if you have to trick a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual.

roxolotl:

autistic-asher:

o-fortunate-adulescens:

sometimes, people don’t understand that we are hated for being autistic. “But I don’t hate autistic people!”.

That’s right! Because you don’t know how autistic people are.

You know, people never bullied me for being autistic. Because neither me nor they had the terminology. Nah, they punished me for being weird. And what made me weird to their eyes? I spoke weird and often stumbled, and I spoke like a grownup anyway, and I wouldn’t shut up about Ancient Greece. I moved weird too, because I was (am) really clumsy, and I didn’t have any friends. I was boring and didn’t catch jokes (made at my expense) and I didn’t look them in the eye, and so on and on.

If you asked any of the people who bullied me for years whether they hate autistic people, they’d say “no!”. Because they don’t hate autistic people, but oh boy do they hate weird people. Perhaps they don’t hate autistic people, but surely they hated me for being obviously autistic.

I’ve been trying to explain this concept to a lot of people. You did a really good job summing it up.

ive seen people online claim to support autistic people and then kind of mock/ostracize others for not immediately picking up on all the unwritten online social rules

danvearp-sisters-shenanigans:

i cant find the text post abt it but yall know what im talking abt right?

(Source: raspberry-nougat)

boldly-yo:

the-starship-enterprise:

the-starship-enterprise:

the-starship-enterprise:

It always haunts me in ‘Who mourns for Adonais?’ how Apollo has no visible nipples

where

where are they

This is the future tumblr wants

hammerlock:

agendr:

reblog this post with a picture of the weirdest dog

(Source: birdfacts)

aarontreble:

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

(Source: lunchparade)

gucciballs:

unregistered-hypercam2:

moonlandingwasfaked:

fatdragonquest:

Family guy was always bad you guys were just horny for the dog character

literally no one was horny for a dog or anyone in family guy where is this coming from

you haven’t heard of johnofe, clearly

altobutch:

altobutch:

heres to all the girls who realized they were lesbians this year i love u all🥂💓🌈✨🌸

@ everyone tagging this with some variation of ‘that’s me’, ‘thank you!’, or ‘im so happy’: i am so incredibly happy for and proud of you all!! 💖👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💘🌺☺️🥂🌈✨💕💓💞🏳️‍🌈

(Source: picarseque)

apdeprived:

shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

i hope she’s doing well

this is beautiful

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

hebic:

spanishskulduggery:

spanishskulduggery:

Spanish conundrums: “Did they say oeste [west] or o este [or east]?”

Este es este. Este es oeste. Es o este o oeste. Es o oeste o este. ¿Es este o este? ¿Es este o oeste? Puede que este esté en el este, puede que esté en el oeste. Puede que éste esté en el este, y ese esté en el oeste. Es o este o oeste, o oeste o este.

“This is east. This is west. It’s either east or west. It’s either west or east. Is it this one or this one? Is it east or west. This one might be in the east, it might be in the west. THIS one might be in the east, and that one might be in the west. It’s either east or west, or west or east.”

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

*language-sobbing*